‘I’m a huge fan of interpretive dance’ … that’s exactly the sort of tone I hope to avoid with this semi professional keyhole into the weirdy beardy iPhone wielding world of being a digital agent.
For a while expect increasingly mixed metaphors, a lack of any real libelous gossip and nothing whatsoever about my personal life.
Instead content yourself with a picture of the blurb from UA’s website and the knowledge that the next post will feature some amusing video and won’t be called ‘Second Post’.
